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Euh ... là actuellement si on sépare ton perso de sa chemise de nuit, ça risque de faire un peu pervers quand même ^^ en plus on va devoir finir par mettre un sigle -18 et tout :/
Edit : *se demande si ça ferait vraiment plus pervers au final que de devoir bâillonner, ligoter, bander les yeux de Ponya*
Aelfinn de la PierreModo - Jury des Joutes - Conseil RPRelecteur
Parce que bien sur on a pas de corde. Il va falloir que l'on lacère sa chemise de nuit pour faire des bandes et l'attacher avec^^ Et on va la fouiller comme la marchande dans le donjon de Naheulbeuck "oh mais quelle belle paire de..."
Aelfinn de la PierreModo - Jury des Joutes - Conseil RPRelecteur
Ben oui, je suis là incognito-totalement-grillé, donc j'utilise pas encore le Pouvoir dans des flamboiement de Saidin. Un seul pet de travers du Lige, et là par contre ca va ch**r des bulles!^^
Aelfinn de la PierreModo - Jury des Joutes - Conseil RPRelecteur
Nan, je déchire la robe de chambre de Ponya, et si Airin la ramène (sa fraise, pas la Patat Reine, hein?) ben là je l'entrave direct et paf!! Mawashigeri dans sa face!
Aelfinn de la PierreModo - Jury des Joutes - Conseil RPRelecteur
Lol, t'es un loup ou un chien?
Oubliez de me ligoter les pieds, je vous prie, que je puisse taper là où ça fait mal, quand même
J'ai toujours dit que les femmes étaient casse-bonbons^^ Tu pourra même fuir et tomber sur des violeurs dans la sombre forêt de l'oubli!^^
C'est bon, je vous gène pas trop vous deux ?
Nan, j'aimerai bien quelques rafraichissement par contre si ca te dérange pas. On a des invités. On prévoit peut-etre de les tuer/torturer/capturer (rayez la mention inutile), on sait être polis quand même!
Non, j'ai pas envie d'arrêter de gesticuler des jambes. Ca ne serait pas drôle, sinon ! Et beaucoup trop simple pour vous. Les femmes ne sont pas là pour simplifier la tâche de l'homme
Demiandre, entre toi et Taenad, dans la sombre forêt de l'oubli, je pense que je suis servie
Aelfinn de la PierreModo - Jury des Joutes - Conseil RPRelecteur
Attention, cela risque d'être long :
"The arrogance of men never ceases to amaze me! You all think everything has to do with you, ad every woman has to desire you." 3:100
"Men! They always say to send for them if you need them, but when you do need one, you need him right then." 3:151-2
"Men always seem to refuse to admit thy are sick until they're sick enough to make twice as much work for women, Then they claim they're well too soon, with the same result." 3:229
"Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, and the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget." 3:549
Mat scowled. It seemed to him that when you got sick, you became invisible to women unless they were actually talking to you. And then they took at least ten years off your age. 3:230
"My mother says men are different from us. She says we want to be in love, but only with the one we want; a man needs to be in love, but he will love the first woman to tie a string to his heart." 4:136-7
Elayne again. Sometimes he thought women all belonged to a guild, the way craftsmen in cities did. Put a foot wrong with one, and the next ten you met knew of it, and disapproved. 4:362
"...and like most women she's sure you will see things her way if she talks long enough." 4:482
"Let her think she's running things. That way, when it's important, and you say different, by the time she gets over the shock of it, you'll have matters arranged as you want, and it will be too late for her to badger you about changing it." 4:500
Glaring at the two women, Perrin said, "Hello? Do you remember me? I am right here. Stop trying to talk over my head." 4:677
Suddenly he gave a start. Egwene had told her? About Elayne's leters? Did women discuss these things among themselves? Did they plan out between them how best to confuse a man? 4:586
Women seemed to make up their minds whether you were lying without looking at the evidence. On the other hand, if they liked you, they either did not care or else decided even the most outrageous lie was true. 5:114
Sorilea-"Those hips were made for babes." 5:414
Women seemed to enjoy jabbing the needle in just when you thought the danger was past. 5:679
He had never heard of a woman who would not take it askance when a man tried to walk out of her life without letting her know. 5:704
"Did you ever know a woman who listened to sense when she didn't want to?" 5:766
Women cost a man money, they fought like alley cats, and they cuased trouble. Any and all trouble a man had could be laid to women, one way or another. Neres expected half of them to be rolling on the deck clawing one another before the first sunset. They would all flirt with his crew, and bring on dissension where they did not cause fights. 5:795
"The Creator made women to please the eye and trouble the mind" 5:883
She smiled one of those shrewd little smiles that women wore when they wanted to fuddle a man. It seldom meant they knew anything, but they could make you think they did. 6:142
Mat put down his winecup and rose, bowing over Betse's hand. "I am who I am and no more, but your face drives words right out my head." That made her blink; whatever they said, women always liked flowry talk. "Will you dance?"...Besides, he had never heard of a woman whose heart was not softened by dancing. Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything. That was a very old saying. Very old. 6:143
Best of all, she did not say a word. 6:144
Lews Therin was giggling; that was the only word for it. Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weps over it after. 6:521
If the world is ending, a woman will want time to fix her hair. If the world's ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong. 6:704
Lady Deira-"I'll never forget the first time Davram took me by the scruff of the neck and showed me he was the stronger of us. It was magnificent!" Perrin blinked; that was an image his mind could not hold. 6:810
"My husband," Faile breathed, "you have the courage of three men. And the sense of a child on leading strings. Why is it that as a man's courage goes up, his sense goes down?"
Perrin grunted indignantly. He refrained from mentioning women who set themselves to spy on people who had commited murders and almost certainly knew they were spying. Women always talked about how logical they were compared to men, but for himself, he had seen precious little of it. 7:164
A woman would do a thing until you were sure she always would, then do something else just to fuddle you. 7:343
Mat stuffed the note into his pocket. "Does any man ever get to understand women? I don't mean just Aes Sedai. Any women." 7:394
He wondered whether she would tell him. One thing he was sure of about women was that every last one had secret places in her heart, sometimes shared with another woman but never with a man. The only thing he was sure of about women. 7:680
Kick her? Elayne really was becoming violent, spending so much time with Aviendha. Someone ought to slap some sense into that pair. 7:496
"'You squeeze too many melons, my young Lord [Mat], and you shouldn't be surprised when a roten one breaks in your hand." 7:575
The pure truth was, women all had a violent streak, not just some of them. 7:575
Any other woman he had ever known would have demanded to know thanks for what, and then explained why none were necessary at such length that he wanted to cover his ears, or upbraided him at equal length for thinking they were, or sometimes made it clear she expected something more substantial than words. 7:587
Grimly, she clenched a fist and punched him in the belly with all her might. He grunted. Slightly.
"We will talk this over valmly and rationally," she said, stepping back from him. "As adults." Lan just nodded and sat down...He had not right being that hard, not when she wanted to hit him. Too much to hope she had cracked a rib. 7:630
In his experience, old memories or new, there were only two times a woman admitted she was wrong: when she wanted something, and when it snowed at midsummer. 7:753
'Somehow, it seemed that the more he learned about women, the less he knew!' 8:?
'It's one of the things men are good for, taking the blame,' she remembered Lini saying once, laughing while she did. 'They usually deserve it, even if you don't know exctly how.' 8:98
'You men snarl up a woman's wits so she can hardly think, then you pretend you've done nothing at all.' 8:199
Perrin suspected that Lini was one of those women who saw her "place" as being in charge. Come to think of it, most women did. 8:219
'Swallow your tongue...and to her, you're saying she isn't strong enough to stand up to you. Insult her like that, and you're lucky she doesn't feed you your own gizzared for breakfast.' 8:247
Rand had noticed that about women. Quite often, when a woman was agitated, she tried to soothe others whether they required soothing or not. A horse would do. 8:507
'How do you know when a woman wants to kill you?' Rand mused. 'When she knows your name?' Dobraine did not sound as if he were joking. 8:596
That very morning, he had been commanding, quietly brooking no argument, the sort of man a woman knew she had to be strong to deserve, to equal...A commanding man was wonderful. 8:663
Will you never smile at a man to give your arguments more weight, or touch his arm to distract him from the weakness of your arguments? 9:45-46
'He was...in charge, i suppose, though that isn't quite right. Just...stronger, and I knew it. It felt...strangely exhilharating.' 9:62
It would be a splendid argument. And a splendid making-up, after. 9:125
Besides, he was hoping sympathy. Women loved to show sympathy, if you played it out. He made himself stop twisting his long signet ring on his finger. Let a woman know you were nervous, and she put her own construction on it, and sympathy went right out he window. 9:375
Most women were more amenable after a few kisses. 9:377
"Light but a woman could do more with a laugh than a dockside bullyboy with a string of curses! And just as deliberately."
9:381
"That's the thing about women, Juilin. If one says no, there's always another will say yes." 9:419
With a sigh, he lowered the flute and waited. When a woman adjusted her clothes for no reason, it was like a man tightening the straps of his armor and checking his saddle girth. 9:559
Women lied to get a man in bed, and they lied worse once they had him there. 9:632
What one woman knew was always known to every woman inside a mile soon enough. Wildfire did not run through dry woods as fast a gossip ran through women. 9:666
Light, women always seemed to think they could just step in and take over, and do a better job than the man whose job it was! 9:674
In none of his memories could he find a way to dea lwith a hysterical woman. Except to hide. 9:687
At least whe was no longer hysterical. Odd, how that came and went in women. 9:688
In his experience, if a woman did not want to hear something, she could ignore it till you yourself started to doubt you had spoken. 10:110
Married men always seemed worried...He appeared to be another without a full set of wits. He probalbly had a wife somewhere. 10:129
Women always seemed to club together so a man never had a fair chance. 10:157
If the knife she had hidden away had been within reach, she would have stabbed him. Not pretty enough to fight over, was she? 10:291
Why, when a woman offerec to help you, did she always start by sticking you in a pot of hot water and stoking up the fire? 10:739
Come to think of it, women and battles were not that different. Both wrapped a man in fog and could kill him without trying. If he was careless. 10:752
Still, he was betting on a woman making the same choice twice runing. On two women doing it. What fool would make odds on that? 10:764
Even if a woman needed help, if she did not want it, she would make you pay for giving it. 10:779
Gareth bloody Bryne treated her like a maidservant, never so much as tried to kiss her...! 11:101
Running off with the wife of a cruel lord was romantic. Canoodling with the lady's maid was sordid. 11:195
Women liked nothing better than making you defend yourself, and once you started, she had won. 11:198
Why did women always make things so...complicated? 11:198
Once you got a woman feeding you, she had a hard time finding it in herself to stop you from putting your feet under her table again. 11:199
If a woman wanted to argue, she could keep going if she was by herself. 11:212
Women had long memories for some things. 11:213
...you never wanted a woman thinking you were too eager. Do that, and she either took advantage or else skittered away like a water drop on a hot greased griddle. 11:217
...only a fool thought he knew what was in a woman's head just because she had a smile on her face. 11:229
Women could compress a great deal into one look. 11:233
Women just purely enjoyed planting needles in a man. 11:241
Sometimes it seemed that most of the troubles in his life came from women, which he could not understand at all since he always tried to treat them well. 11:242
When a woman went silent on you, there usually was trouble in the offing. When she brooded, you could forget about usually. 11:280
Once you let a woman think you would jump whenever she called, you never got out from under again. 11:281
"Why, what in the Light makes you think that?" she replied, going all wide-eyed the way women did when pretending to be innocent. Or when they wanted you to think they were pretending to be innocent, just to confuse you. He could not see why they bothered. Women confused him all the time without trying. 11:283
"We'll talk about it," she murmured....The most dire words a woman can say, short of "I'm going to kill you." 11:460
Women can always find a reason to be indignant. 11:485
This one said she knew he was lying even if she could not prove it. Did they practice those looks in front of mirrors? 11:487
"Still, a cold bath helps a man keep his mind off his troubles."
"I thought that was for keeping your mind off women."
"What else causes a man's troubles?" 11:617
A woman's love can be violent, Lews Therin murmured. Sometimes they hurt a man worse than they think they have, worse than they mean to. Sometimes, they're even sorry afterwards. 11:634-5
A man should never give promises in bed. 11:638
les chiffres a la fin de chaque passage est le bouquin et la page dans laquelle la phrase apparait... (groupe facebook everything I know about women, I learned from the Wheel of Time" ^^
Demiandre, entre toi et Taenad, dans la sombre forêt de l'oubli, je pense que je suis servie
Nous n'oserions pas, hein Taenad! *fuis trèès loin pendant que Taenad cherche une excuse*
In his experience, old memories or new, there were only two times a woman admitted she was wrong: when she wanted something, and when it snowed at midsummer. 7:753
J'adore celle-ci
Il y a la longue tirade de Mat dans TGS qui était pas mal aussi x)
*prend sa corde, en fait un lasso, le lance, attrape Demiandre*
Aergion > Moi aussi je veux y survivre. Je peux jouer le rôle de ton animal domestique ou de ta carpette si tu veux (et ainsi, plus tard, tu seras le premier homme sanctifié, et moi, le premier animal domestique/carpette sanctifié(e) )
Ah non, non, je ne fais pas d'exception, désolé. Et puis je suis contre l'esclavage des animaux domestiques, c'est très mal. L'extermination de la race humaine au cours d'une apocalypse nucléaire, par contre c'est bien. Ou bactériologique peut être, je me tâte. Vous préférez l'hiver nucléaire ou une épidémie de fièvre hémorragique ? Des zombies peut-être ? C'est bien les zombies. Et puis ça m'occupera, la chasse au zombie. A moins que je ne construise une horde d'androïdes psychopathes. Je leur collerais des tronches de gouverneur californien, ça fera peur à tout le monde.
*retourne attendre la foudre dans son laboratoire où git inanimée une hideuse créature composée de cadavres d'oranges en putréfaction, tout en ricanant et en marmonnant tout seul dans son bocal*
Dis Cortex, tu veux faire quoi cette nuit?
La même chose que chaque nuit Minus: tenter de conquérir le monde!
C'est Cortex et Minus ! C'est Minus et Cortex !
L'une est pleine d'astuce, l'autre un vrai nimbus !
Deux souris diaboliques
Du génie génétique
Quelles canailles, ces p'tites souris cobailles (baille-baille-baille...)
Dans leur tête elles projètent
Des plans sur la comête
Pour partir à la conquête
De toute la planête
C'est Cortex et Minus
C'est Minus et Cortex
Qui ont le réflexe
De vouloir sans complexes
Tendre une souricière
A la terre toute entière
Quelles canailles, ces p'tites souris cobailles (baille-baille-baille...)
On va rire, mais j'adore Minus
(Ouhlà, de ligotée, bâillonnée et compagnie, je suis passée à...assomer, c'est beau tiens o_o N'en profitez pas, vil mécrant ! (Hey mais j'y pense...Oubliez pas de prendre mes affaires ! Je veux récupérer mes vêtements et mon épée hein ! *se pend* ))
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