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1. Sylesisolatry is the mindless worship of sylesis.
2. Baby swans are called sylesis!
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by sylesis fighting underground!
4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of sylesis in 1504, after eighteen months work.
5. Until the 1960s, sylesis was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
6. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with sylesis.
7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are sylesis!
8. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become sylesis on New Year's Day!
9. Sylesis can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
10. Sylesis has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
Owyn will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
Owyn is incapable of sleep.
Owyn is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Owyn!
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Owyn.
Baskin Robbins once made Owyn flavoured ice cream!
All swans in England belong to Owyn.
Two grams of Owyn provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Owyn cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
It can take Owyn several days to move just through one tree.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cyrielle!
1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than cyrielle.
2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes cyrielle.
3. Cyrielle has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
4. Cyrielle is the world's largest rodent!
5. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention cyrielle.
6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of cyrielle!
7. Cyrielleocracy is government by cyrielle.
8. It can take cyrielle several days to move just through one tree.
9. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled cyrielle!
10. Banging your head against cyrielle uses 150 calories an hour!
1. If you drop Shimrod from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
2. Shimrod cannot jump.
3. Shimrod can't sweat!
4. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Shimrod.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Shimrod.
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Shimrod.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Shimrod!
8. Czar Paul I banished Shimrod to Siberia for marching out of step!
9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Shimrod, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
10. Shimrod can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
1. Caldou was named after Caldou the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
2. It is bad luck to walk under Caldou. Déjà pour le faire faut l'vouloir... 3. Lightning strikes Caldou over seven times every hour! Aîeuhh 4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Caldou into a volcano it would stop erupting. Pas d'accord du tout ! 5. If you lace Caldou from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
6. Ostriches stick their heads in Caldou not to hide but to look for water. Ah bon ? J'ai des autruches moi ? 7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Caldou! 8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Caldou. Heuuuu condoléances ? 9. Caldou has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap. Se regarde... relis la phrase... se reregarde... rerelis la phrase... Ca existe du savon allegé ? 10. Caldou kept at the window will keep vampires at bay! Bouh
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elora!
1.An average beaver can cut down Elora every year!
2.Elora is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
3.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Elora.
4.Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Elora.
5.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Elora'.
6.Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Elora!
7.Cats use their Elora to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
8.Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Elora!
9.Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Elora!
10.In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Elora in your mouth!
1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Myaah every year.
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Myaah.
3. The fingerprints of Myaah are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
4. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Myaah.
5. Myaah can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
6. Myaah is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
7. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Myaah is 10:1!
8. Myaah is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
9. Myaah has a memory span of three seconds.
10. Myaah was originally called Cheerioats.
There's something rotten in the kingdom of Blizzard...Chevalier du Haut Verbeex Responsable des CL / Membre du Conseil RP / Modérateur / Newser
1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Gablebo. 2. Gablebo is worth his weight in gold - literally. 3. Medieval knights put the skin of Gablebo on their sword handles to improve the grip. ... 4. Gablebo will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music. ... 5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Gablebo is near ! Guettez le ciel ! 6. Gablebo once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. Le premier a été accusé de dopage. 7. Gablebo invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC ! Robert Jordan me voue un culte. 8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Gablebo ! 9. Baskin Robbins once made Gablebo flavoured ice cream ! 10. Gablebo is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out. Même pas vrai !
1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Stef! I AM the banana baby 2. In her entire life, Stef will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey. Franchement, sans être une abeille, c'est déjà pas mal 3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Stef at least three times a week! Je suis bonne pour la santé, eh oui 4. Scientists have discovered that Stef can smell the presence of autism in children. Je peux aussi la sentir chez les adultes 5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Stef. Gosh O___O 6. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Stef! Ca, j'aime 7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Stef! Appelez moi Cruise, Tom Cruise 8. Donald Duck's middle name is Stef. 9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Stef for the rest of the day. Et je suis une charmante compagnie à avoir, petits veinards 10. If you cut Stef in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have. Please don't
1. The opposite sides of Eltharion always add up to seven!
2. Eltharion can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
3. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Eltharion.
4. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Eltharion and compline.
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Eltharion fighting underground. 6. It is impossible to fold Eltharion more than seven times!
7. If Eltharion was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Eltharion'.
9. Peanuts and Eltharion are beans! 10. Eltharionology is the study of Eltharion.
1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Calda floating in their swimming pools! Mais pas dans toutes pour faire des jaloux... 2. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Calda! Même pas vrai je suis irremplacable 3. Calda was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. Ouhaaa ! Interdiction de m'extraire ! 4. Calda is actually a vegetable, not a fruit. Un vrai légume, on est d'accord... 5. Calda is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
6. South Australia was the first place to allow Calda to stand for parliament. Et ils me payent même pas pour ça ? Rho les gueux ! 7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Calda! Essayez de dire que je suis imbuvable après ça 8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Calda. , je vous l'ai deja dis... 9. There are 336 dimples on Calda! Entre le neurone ? bigre, il y a de l'espace... 10. Calda is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. Je le savais ...*Disparait hilare dans le lointain, son rire résonnant inlassablement dans le décor*
1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in karion.
2. Karion can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
3. Karion can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
4. The only Englishman to become karion was Nicholas Breakspear, who was karion from 1154 to 1159.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are karion.
6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of karion!
7. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Karion', hated karion and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
8. Snow White's coffin was made of karion!
9. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by karion!
10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of karion.
The air around DS is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
Donald Duck's middle name is DS.
DS has a memory span of three seconds.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be DS.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes DS.
Grapes explode if you put them inside DS.
DSomancy is the art of telling the future with DS.
Half a cup of DS contains only seventeen calories.
In 1982 Time Magazine named DS its 'Man of the Year'.
Early thermometers were filled with DS instead of mercury!
1. The opposite sides of Vella always add up to seven.
2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Vella.
3. Scientists have discovered that Vella can smell the presence of autism in children.
4. Tradition allows women to propose to Vella only during leap years.
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Vella to stand for parliament.
6. A Vellaometer is used to measure Vella.
7. If the annual Australian Vella crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
8. Vella is the sacred animal of Thailand!
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Vella would be as small as a pea.
10. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Vella.
1. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Ithilarin!
2. Antarctica is the only continent without Ithilarin!
3. If you put a drop of liquor on Ithilarin, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Ithilarin' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
5. Ithilarin is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
6. Without its lining of Ithilarin, your stomach would digest itself!
7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Ithilarin.
8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Ithilarin.
9. Ithilarin can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
10. When Ithilarin is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
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Je le savais ...*Disparait hilare dans le lointain, son rire résonnant inlassablement dans le décor*
